yesterday i learned a new word called jizz XDD
and during CCA
we were suppose to write a story
so we wrote a story
and it was funny XDD
but its still not completed
then teacher asked us 'whats the gist of your story?'
then li-anne and I started laughing
so teacher picked us to answer the question
teacher:'so whats the giissttt of your story?'




SCRIPT
(THE TORTOISE AND THE BUNNY)

James went to the giant garden
the kindergarten
and say many tiny creature
he saw a giant peach
in among the plants
he ate it and shrunk
to the size of a bunny.
He then grew bunny ears
And turn WHITE (just like a white man but whiter)
Fur,
whiskers
And also a tail!!!
So in summary he became a bunny

He felt weird after the transformation
So he decided to go look at his reflection
But realized he was white and the size of a teenager’s shoe
He hopped to a pond (wondering why he was hopping)
And saw his reflection
To his surprise he became a bunny
And wondered why he became one
But being a very ego person
He found himself the most handsome and sexy playboy bunny ever!!!
He had a pale white face with long luscious whiskers
He had a rose pink nose and a short fluffy puffy tail
He had an emo fringe too
He hated it
He hated it


So he went out to look for a pair of scissors
To cut the fringe
Into a even sexier curtain fringe
But on he’s way he saw a rabbit hole
And decided to have an affair
With his neighbour bunny’s wife
So instead he took the daughter
And …(dot dot dot)

HAD A TEA PARTAY WITH HER!! 
YEA BABAY!

So when he hopped out of the hole
Papa rabbit saw his love bite
And nibbled him up
And reported him to the Rabbit Arm Force(RAF)

But they let him go because he was too sexy
To be arrested
He was so happy that he accidentally ran into a tortoise
The tortoise woke up and got angry
He demanded a race
James told the tortoise that he used to be a human
Till he ate a peach and became a bunny
But the tortoise didn’t care
And still wanted a race
If he won James would become his ride around for 1day
But if James won
The tortoise would help James become human again =D
So James accepted and the race started
James found no difficulty in running
Faster than the slow unsexy tortoise
And really wanted to be human again

And kind of liked his spectators
So he decided to slow down for the crowd
To appreciate his sexiness
He hopped under a tree and started posing for the Rabbit Times
Then the tortoise caught up and won the race

But he looked on the sexy side of life
At least he was now a bunny model
And was investing in the fashion and entertainment world
Though he didn’t become a human


XDD

2:32 AM •